Usually when you buy a card for someone, you end up having to translate what you actually want to say into something flowery and/or saccharine sweet, just because the aisle at Walgreens only has so many options. And the person on the receiving end is only kind of skimming the contents of the card anyway, so it’s not a big deal. But wouldn’t it be nice if there was a card that actually said the thing it is you wanted to convey, except funnier and more concisely than you can actually write?
Enter Emily McDowell’s line of totally honest, totally hilarious greeting cards. Whether you’re sharing your love for your significant other, or just like for that person who might sort of like you, too, Walgreens has nothing on these greetings.